Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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