I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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