so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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