google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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