What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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