Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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