no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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