ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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