"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just cut my nipple shaving
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you never un-have a 4some
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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