Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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