Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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