writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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