Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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