You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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