He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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