Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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