Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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