Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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