The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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