I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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