So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's blow job season.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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