So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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