Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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