we have pet lesbian snakes
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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