Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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