i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize