i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The ass gains better be worth it
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