new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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