I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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