Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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