if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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