Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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