There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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