I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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