i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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