Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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