So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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