girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
ok first of all what the fuck
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