im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Holy shit dude........stairs
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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