She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Couch. On fire.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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