Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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