I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
North Korea, Best Korea!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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