I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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