im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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