just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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