They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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