hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
whose parrot is this?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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