And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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