ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We are two peas in an std pod
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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