Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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