just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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