we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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