Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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