What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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