Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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