Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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